Tyhle a jim podobné vtípky přinesla mamka včera z kurzu angličtiny...
"My husband is very upset about his weight."
"Why?"
"Yesterday he decided to weight himself so he stood on the talking weighing-machine in the town centre."
"What did it say?"
"One at a time, please!"
"Most girls think that I'm handsome but a few girls think I'm ugly. What do you think, Julie?"
"A bit of both."
"What exactly do you mean?"
"I think you are pretty ugly!"
"Most girls think that I'm handsome but a few girls think I'm ugly. What do you think, Julie?"
"A bit of both."
"What exactly do you mean?"
"I think you are pretty ugly!"
"Did you write this poem yourself?"
"Every line of it, sir."
"Well, I’m very glad to meet you, Mr Wiliam Shakespeare. I thought you were dead!"
3 comments:
¿Como se llama la llama?
no esta ingles, pero es bastante cool
xD
La llama se llama Llama :o).
hele, ale když to přečteš celý španělsky tak je
la jáma se jáma jáma xD
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